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Debunking Of Six Commonly Held Relationship Fallacies
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As you all know, we at Loveawake.com we drink vitamin water™ while we pride ourselves on giving you the unfiltered truth. Like Busta and Nadya Suleman, “we make sure everything remains raw”.
With this in mind, and keeping with our commitment to fight crime, i’ve decided to devote today to my debunking of six commonly held relationship fallacies. Enjoy.
1. Fallacy: “men truly desire women who have non-negotiable standards”
Truth: most physically attractive women are able to have non-negotiable standards because they’re physically attractive women. They’re allowed to do sh*t that most other women aren’t.
Men desiring women who have non-negotiable standards has nothing to do with their non-negotiable standards and everything to do with the fact that a woman with non-negotiable standards is more likely to be physically attractive.
Summary: standards smandards
2. Fallacy: “most men are commitment-phobic.”
Truth: most people who think they have plentiful and attractive options are commitment-phobic, regardless of gender. It just so happens that men tend to look at their options optimistically, while women’s option-sightings tend to be more realistically pessimistic.
Summary: options allow you to say “commit deez”
3. Fallacy: “upgrading” cities exposes you to numerous new romantic options, bettering your chances to find compatible mates”
Truth: changing cities will not better your chances¹. While there may be more options, there will also be more competitors, and the competition will be more fierce.
Summary: wackness transcends population figures
4. Fallacy: “men love funny women”
Truth: men love women with a sense of humor and the ability to “get” and appreciate jokes…not necessarily make them. “Funny” women with a endless staccato of jokes, witty insults, and clever comebacks usually remind men of other men, regardless of how attractive they are.
Summary: although we love liz lemon, we think shes drier than eraser dust
5. Fallacy: “women decide within a minute whether or not a man is a potential bed partner.”
***This isn’t necessarily a fallacy. it just doesnt tell the whole truth.***
The whole truth: while women have made their potential bedding decision within sixty seconds, a man has decided whether or not a woman is relationship material…in less than five. Thats all it takes for a man to decide if a woman is a potential wife. sure, her actions can take her out of the running, but if she doesn’t make the cut in the first five seconds, shes not even in the race.
Summary: its a man’s world.
Lastly…
6. Fallacy: “a mans reluctance to be completely open relationship-wise is a defensive mechanism designed to protect himself emotionally”
Truth: a mans reluctance to be completely open relationship-wise is a defensive mechanism designed to protect the woman he’s involved with. Men fear breaking a heart more than having their heartbroken. Most of us are experts on facing and dealing with rejection…but complete b*tches when it comes to giving it.
Summary: no comment
Of course, i’m sure a few of you disagree with some of my assertions. Thats ok. You disagreeing has no bearing on me being right, so please…disagree away.
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